Most shocking

Although most any Wal-mart parking lot in America can produce the same general 'interesting character' sightings, Greg and I hit the mother lode last Sunday in Azle, TX. If it weren't for my inability to operate technology (cell phone camera) under pressure, I would have the most awesome piece of evidence. I would bet most people would question if it was a Photo Shopped picture.

Here goes the description:

One white female in short shorts bent over the passenger side of her pickup revealing the most 'dead on' tattoo I have ever seen. I cannot believe what I saw. Most people would never think to tattoo "White Trash" on the backs of their thighs. No I am not kidding!!! I might mention here that it was very nice penmanship, cursive, 3-inch letters. It gets better, don't stop reading.

She had obviously been banished to the outside of the vehicle because she was smoking. She was quite the multi-tasker though, she was also talking on the phone and managing a toddler that that was bouncing between the front and rear of the vehicle. Still...don't stop here.

My attention was briefly diverted as I was still trying to master the camera on my phone when I looked up and saw from her now side profile...she was pregnant. OMG!!!

I should point out that Greg considers this a trip to the city that included CULTURE.

There are two items that cross my mind:

1. I hope for her OBGYN's sake she has a c-section.
2. What does her baby daddy look like?