Wednesday, November 19, 2008

My husband does not have four feet

Because they are bunched up, and may not be recognizable, let me solve the mystery for you. These are Greg's socks. Can anyone tell me how bunched up socks ever get clean? And you know they never dry completely when they are washed like this.

And yes, there are two pair (four socks) that are on the floor next to Greg's side of the bed. Now, you and I know that socks do not have the ability to procreate or reproduce.

I can promise you that Greg is aware that we do have a location to deposit dirty clothes. It has been in the same location for many years. One time I even tried buying him his very own clothes basket and placed it in the exact location of the socks in the photo. Sometimes the clothes made it in the basket, but most of the time they were 'in the vicinity'. Other than giving me something else to trip over this supposed solution to the issue didn't last long.

Why would his socks be the only item that never makes it to the laundry basket? I cannot answer that...it also perplexes me. I guess this is one of those marriage mysteries that will never be solved.

Please also notice the phone charger cord that the cats will probably play with because it resembles something that they should destroy. Greg will be angry with them and say mean things about them, but he is the one that left it there.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

My husband do the same,,do all the men across the world are the same!!
I am married 8 years ago , and now i will stop telling him that there is a special place where we can put dirty socks, thanks for sharing. I enjoyed your topic.
Chahira Daoud from Egypt.
http://chahirakitchen.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

At least his socks are on the side of YOUR bed. When I complain about Aaron and video games, Dad always points out "at least you know where he is..."LOL try to find the positive. If Greg ever stops leaving his socks...now THERE'S a mystery! Happy ANNIVERSARY!